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- Armed Lunatics Escape Maławieś Asylum!
- The Liberation Of America Has Begun
- General Awards Local Asylum Director
- Japan Pushed Back - Another Threat Approaches
- America Surrenders
- Finally! The British Tyranny Comes To An End
- Our Government Cooperated With The Nazis
- America Loses Naval Supremacy
- Mold Infestation In Berlin
- What Happened To The Maławieś Serial Killer?
- Dr. Oliwa's Miracle Retreat - A Family Business
- Atomic Bomb Hits America
- Camp Commander Plans New Quarry
- Last Light In England
- Moscow In Flames
- Benevolent Liberators Guard China's Borders
- America Rises From The Ashes
- Nazis Constructing Super Weapons
- Royal Air Force Down But Not Out!
- The Reds Surrender
- Mystery Man Rescued By Maławieś Fishermen
- Editorial: Germany Has Betrayed Us!
- Regime Crosses The Atlantic!
- Art Dealer Arrested
- Paris Is Being Cleansed From “Undesirables'
- Victory In Asia!
- Triumph In The East!